1:30 - Laid down on my bed
1:35 - Landon: "Mommy, can I have a lollipop?"
Me: "Yes." got up and got down the bag of Dum Dums
1:36 - Laid down again
1:41 - Anna: "Mommy, can I have a lollipop, too?"
Me: "Yes, Anna."
1:46 - Anna: "Mommy, I'm still hungry; can I have a snack?" (She had opted out of lunch at McDonald's earlier and had eaten half my fries and half of Landon's nuggets)
Me: "Yes. You can have a snack."
Anna (back in the room with a box of Wheat Thins Sticks): "How many can I have?"
Me: "You can have 15."
Anna (leaving the room): "1,..2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...11...12...13...14...15"
1:48: - Landon: "Mommy can I have some cheese?"
Me: "Yes" (opened the cheese paper for him)
1:53 - Landon: "Mommy..."
Me: "NO!"
Landon: "...can I go outside?"
Me: "Yes."
1: 58 - Landon (from the kitchen): "Mommy, I have to go poo!"
Me: "Then GO!"
2:01 - Landon (from upstairs - hollering): "MOMMY! I'm DO-O-O-NE!"
Me: *big irritated sigh* out of bed: "Screw it." (upstairs to wipe his butt)
UPDATE:
2:15 - Posted this to the blog
2:16 - Brian arrived home from being out of town for the UGA vs. FL game in Jacksonville.
2:19 - walked into the living room and noticed the cat "burying" something by the front door
Dog has peed all over the foyer! Brian and I cleaned up dog pee and cat's paws from stepping in it.
2:23 - came back upstairs to check e-mail on computer
Notice another dog mess! Me to Brian: "Now she's THROWN UP in the hallway!"
Back downstairs to get paper towels to clean up the mess
2:24 - Back upstairs to clean up dog "vomit".
Notice more mess down the hall
Me: "IT'S NOT THROW-UP!!! IT'S DIARRHEA!!! AAaaUUuuGGggHHhh!!!"
Can we please fast-forward to next weekend when Brian and I will be in Myrtle Beach for our anniversary?!
